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1.
A dick that is shaped like a muffin. Often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the dick to look like a muffin.
Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips
by DirtyDeed March 22, 2011
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2.
Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.
Dude he is a total muffin dick!
by ClownPenisDotFart October 15, 2010
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