| 1. | Muffin Lung | ||
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A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung. Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!
Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung. |
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