(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.
She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.
by MHG13 October 16, 2010
Top Definition
It's a Jersey thing.
After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
by -Nobody- October 14, 2010
1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 14, 2010
a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair
Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.
by Rusanova October 15, 2010
It's a Jersey thing.
Me and Ike saw the mom getting a parking ticket, and she called the cop a muffcabbage.
by rachelg10 October 13, 2010
A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.
Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
by (not)PeepingTom October 13, 2010
A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.
by FreakNasty Trent October 17, 2010
It's a jersey thing.
Stan: You know how you were saying the family said "muffcabbage"? What does that mean?

Kyle: It means... It's... It's a jersey thing.
by Tterrab Dlaregztif October 13, 2010
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