A mudbum is a cool person who is mean to their friends and doesn’t show any affection and hides their emotions other than happiness but deep inside they love the people around them and have a soft heart.
“Hey, I think Jessica is a mudbum…” said Isabella
“Yeah maybe.. she looks quite sad today…” Said Molly
When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.
P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”
Mudbumps, when you do a bump and or line of cocaine out of a strippers asshole. This is proven and tested by myself, Mutt, Kenny Tha Jett and Ryan 1times.
Man last night at scores I took these gorgeous strippers home, bought a gram of coke and did mudbumps all night.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.