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Mub
The Process of turning a baby into baby powder, and baby oil. This process occurs at a gigantic factory called a Mubery, and during a time of the year known as the MubFubery.
Working with Johnson&Johnson, i had the oppurtunity to Mub many a child
by Cthulhu Will Rise December 30, 2004
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1.
Monsters Under the Bed Syndrome. Used in poker discussion forums to denote play that is overly fearful of those very good hands that are rarely dealt.
Ever since I lost to that royal flush, I've been having a case of the MUBS.
by Cy N February 20, 2006
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MUB
Derived from the Sefic language meaning "miss you babe". Historically noted to be said by a Bosnian princess.
"I haven't talked to you in so long, MUB."
by Dr. Clapperton, Global Relations. November 22, 2007
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3.
Misogynistic Untermensch Bastards: Men who think that Women are only a life support system for a vagina.
MUBs who support gender inequality, genital mutilation of women and selective abortion of female babies, etc.
by Scared Feminine August 13, 2010
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to masturbate in a public place such as a public restroom, bus, airplane, hotel lobby, and/or friend's grandmas hosue
My friend did a mubs at the Starbucks drivethru last night
by SNEEEEvES August 23, 2010
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5.
A man who has stubby fingers ... alluding to another apendage ... Mubs = Man Nubbs
Dude look at that guys hands, he's got serious mubs!!
by OregonGeorge September 28, 2008
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mub
a person who is too lazy to get dressed into regular day clothes and lounge around the house is a bum. a mub is someone who looks cute in doing so.
Bob looks good as he mubs around the house on saturday.
by mandapanda January 17, 2005
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MUB
Abbreviation for "Messed Up Bitch"
Definition: (noun) Referring to girls or girly guys who are used to debauched life such as drinking, doing drugs, and getting laid or have absolutely lost a sense of morale
She's a MUB! She's now going out his ex-boyfriend's father.
by dododo olleh July 25, 2011
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