Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

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Mrs. Carriager

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.

Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?

Mrs. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

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mrs.craig

This bitch biz racist stoooooopid and she dosnt teach us this fagot should kiss my fat cock. seriusly she hates italians and extreme white bois. Shes the most fucked up cunt youll ever meat don come to my school youll regret it if you get that cock sucker.

Oh btw she likes screaming ¨Stop hustling me!¨
And also ¨Stop stepping on my face!¨

I want to die because of Mrs.Craig

mrs.craig by Stickwood Jr May 8, 2019

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mrs. cameron

half of all of her history classes are terrified of her due to her constant somehow disturbing pep talks she gives to students. she gives good grades if you do work and will personally contact you to tell you that you did good on an essay. also is late to class everyday and ten complains about not having enough time to teach.

MRS. CAMERON: laSER BEAM FOCUS!!!! I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!
STUDENT: someone please call the cops she’s terrorizing me

mrs. cameron by salmontoess June 24, 2018