Someone who give poor advice and wrong answers while "knowing" they are right and your wrong. When in fact they have no clue or collective knowledge about the "facts" they are discussing.
Poor Memory Guy - "Dude, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series in 1994 man. I remember cause I was in like the 7th grade bro."
Good Memory Guy - "Your wrong but, whatever. Nobody is going to change your mind about it. Baseball had a strike in 1994 and nobody won. Apparently you live in some sort of alternate reality because you seem to know a lot of shit that never happened and your so called facts are almost all mental dillusions."
Random Guy - "Mr. Right is WRONG AGAIN!!" (said very loud and in a mocking manner so anybody within 25 feet can join in and laugh)
25 Feet Away Group of Kids - "PWNED!!" (repeatedly screamed loudly so the rest of the block knows Mr. Right is nearby.)
Good Memory Guy - "Your wrong but, whatever. Nobody is going to change your mind about it. Baseball had a strike in 1994 and nobody won. Apparently you live in some sort of alternate reality because you seem to know a lot of shit that never happened and your so called facts are almost all mental dillusions."
Random Guy - "Mr. Right is WRONG AGAIN!!" (said very loud and in a mocking manner so anybody within 25 feet can join in and laugh)
25 Feet Away Group of Kids - "PWNED!!" (repeatedly screamed loudly so the rest of the block knows Mr. Right is nearby.)
by ghettochamp February 28, 2008
by bigson111 February 14, 2010
Kind. Smart. Funny. Sincere. Protective. Passionate.
Lover of my soul. My missing piece. Over Achiever. Tender. Giver. Amazingly, deep to his core, good. A Beautiful heart. My partner. My bestfriend. The one who I have always missed since the day I was born.
Lover of my soul. My missing piece. Over Achiever. Tender. Giver. Amazingly, deep to his core, good. A Beautiful heart. My partner. My bestfriend. The one who I have always missed since the day I was born.
by Cardwella May 11, 2012
All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
by filjoe June 17, 2015
A man may be labelled 'Mr. Right Someday' if a man/woman thinks that right now he isn't an ideal partner but knows he could be her/his 'Mr Right' someday in the future.
Linda: "So why are you guys not in a relationship?"
Brenda: "Because he's not ready for a relationship yet. He's my Mr. Right Someday!"
Brenda: "Because he's not ready for a relationship yet. He's my Mr. Right Someday!"
by Bananasandpears April 18, 2012
by urbane gorilla July 7, 2005
I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019