A person that resembles a llama and smells like wet dog. A mozingo never showers and has no friends so he trys to buy everyones love.
Me: damn are you really gonna hang out with that mozingo.
Davis: Yea he buys me drinks and he cuts my grass by chewing the yard.
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A Fuckin' Badass that loves to shoot shit and
A person that is very caring, nice, and eats an extremely lot and is very uber good at Badminton, Video games, being uber awesome all the time, Making people laugh, And pwning with 1337 SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!1111ONEONEWONWON
A Hunter, Hillbilly, God, Badass, Hero, Living and Non-Living Legend, Uber 1337 zuper PWN2312. You are a Mozingo if you eat babies, chicken, and are all of the above.
by El Mozinator El GRANDE February 07, 2008

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