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To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.
Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.
by Aelfstangard September 25, 2010

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