Mountain Troll

One who reigns supremacy over trolls, and works to rid them from the internet.

I have exposed your lies you troll! I am a mountain troll!

by Bocaj470 June 26, 2009

Mountain Troll

Anybody that lives on a mountain that dosent really leave, and can't get cable internet.

Calvin: Lenny, your suck a mountain troll.

Lenny: Why?

Calvin: Because you never leave your mountain.

by Nematoad June 28, 2006

Mountain Troll with DSL

A more evolved mountain troll, with all the same characteristics and features as a normal mountain troll, only slightly faster

Nematoad: Lenny, you're still such a mountain troll with DSL...

Lenny: True, but now I'm a mountain troll capable of owning.

by TrueMountainTroll July 14, 2006

i raped a mountain troll

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done

'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'

by ihavahat April 9, 2010

Mountain Troll

Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.

Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"

by Bint Sav June 30, 2013