The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
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Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
by kimmy booth March 29, 2005

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The Person Who Might have raised you, normally a woman
your mother is a woman who raised you is it not?
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The woman who gave birth to you and raised you.

Some mothers are known for embarrassing their children... or being cruel to them Joan Crawford was among the most prominent of this type, if not the worst.

Still others are wonderful, loving, devoted women. Mine is one of them.

Pet names for her would be "mom", "mommy", "mama", or similar names.
I feel so blessed to have a mother like mine.
by Lorelili March 03, 2005

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1.A female human being whom gave birth to you.
2.Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.

1.My mother is going to ditch me for her new boyfriend.
2.The most insulting insult in Chinese is 'caonimabi', means 'fuck your mother's pussy'.
by Peevee August 06, 2006

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1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!
by Leiko October 02, 2004

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Short for "Mother Fucker".
He's one bad mother.
by Dr. Alien July 23, 2003

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Used to define something larger or better than anything else.
That was the mother of all goals.

I need the mother of all beers to quench my thirst on a hot day like this.
by Lexi January 09, 2004

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