Mother nature

The time of the month when girls have to suffer to breathe from fucking cramps

Are you ok?
No
Why?
Fucking Mother Nature

Oh she sucks

by TuckerRyle April 9, 2016

mother nature

the other thing keeping poor people down, besides "The Man".

Person 1: Damn are your parents ok? I heard about those floods in your hometown.
Person 2: Yeah they're fine, as is all our stuff, thank god. Only the ghetto part of the city got flooded.
Person 1: Now mother nature AND the man are keeping poor people down. Shit.

by SnobbyWhiteGuy May 23, 2011

mother nature

a reference to any natural drug.

Let's enjoy some mother nature.

by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad

Hold on, mother nature is calling.

by fothermucker33 February 3, 2011

mother of nature

a clever way of not swearing, but doing so at the same time.

friend: "WHOA, check out that catch"
other friend: "holy mother of nature!!!!!!!"

by mack freedman September 7, 2007

Mother natures got her tits out

When its absolute pearler of a day

Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

by oi oi savaloi March 31, 2019

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010