A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.
A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!
A Pain in the ass!
Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.
Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.
Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.
Therapist says, "Yes, she is your mother-in-law, and if you let her, she can destroy your marriage. Think - two women love the same man."