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Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008
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Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.
Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006
That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?
motarded by staticbrain August 17, 2009

Mozarted 

When a guy makes a girl's loose pussy his own personal piano. A girl fingered with four or more fingers.
He mozarted her so good she sang symphony number9
When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
Motarded by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011
I dislike certain bands based on drugs and not their music.
motarded by The Boy October 5, 2004