by Max Farewell April 14, 2013
a pereson who cannot operate his own phone,stereo,tv or computer. unable to configure set up or figure out on his own.
mike could not figure out how to get his blue tooth to work or set his surround sound up by himself. he couldn't even set up his car stereo equalizer in the head unit. he's such a Morton !
by HARE81 May 10, 2011
a person from rockingham that sits on the computer and writes stuff on internet sites about himself.
by aidan macca March 22, 2007
A good two shoes white girl that got pregnant from having sex with her first and only boyfriend (She's so unlucky she didn't even get to sleep around like most teens do) she then kept the baby because she's a Christian and doesn't believe in abortion because her family are strongly against pro choice. Brooke Morton's daughter has Down syndrome and since Brooke gave birth she's been posting everything she, her boyfriend and her daughter do with their lives.
Brooke Morton isn't like most teen moms who have it tough because Brooke Morton is Sheltered and hasn't had to work to provide money for her child, she has a boyfriend who works
and his dad gave them a place to stay even though both of them aren't even 20.
and his dad gave them a place to stay even though both of them aren't even 20.
by Iknoweverythingunlikeu March 20, 2023
A girl that lost her virginity to the first and only guy that's ever been interested in her, Brooke's only ever had one boyfriend because she's too much of a good girl to sleep around Like most teens. Five months after she lost her v card she got pregnant because her boyfriend forgot to pull out resulting in their mistake for a daughter named Aloura Lavender (Her name sounds like something a six year old would've picked out). Brooke Morton somehow got views from invading her daughter's privacy by uploading everything her toddler does onto tiktok and Brooke still continues to talk about her pregnancy even though she's no longer pregnant and isn't the only person in the world to become a teen mom.
by Iknoweverythingunlikeu March 19, 2023
A Blonde tiktoker with an ugly face that does nothing but stay at home and post what she and her family does. She always post the same repetitive content like about how she got pregnant as a teen (as if teen pregnancy is so unheard of), about how she and boyfriend still stay together even after they had their daughter (It's because nobody else wants her or her boyfriend). Brooke Morton's Daughter looks like an inbred and her daughter has Down syndrome so as you already know by just looking at them
The family have terrible genes.
The family have terrible genes.
by Iwritenuthinbutthetruth March 22, 2023
Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned).
Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.
Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.
Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura will pass away from embarrassment when she's old enough to see what her mom posts about her.
by BadboyTristan March 27, 2023