A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.
Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.
by BenRalphyReeve June 16, 2011
another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.
by jimmy gunz609 June 13, 2010
A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.
CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"
by OpaqueInsight January 27, 2019
a pereson who cannot operate his own phone,stereo,tv or computer. unable to configure set up or figure out on his own.
mike could not figure out how to get his blue tooth to work or set his surround sound up by himself. he couldn't even set up his car stereo equalizer in the head unit. he's such a Morton !
by HARE81 May 10, 2011
by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020
When you're salty af
by vincentdb82 January 15, 2017
A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.
by Olie November 20, 2017