a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster
When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*
by Korsa March 3, 2004
How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.
by Mortency Manager May 5, 2011
by MC Buller January 7, 2005
When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.
Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.
Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)
Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.
Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)
Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.
by toripanda77 June 2, 2009
morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES
"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"
by mortenkinniesurvivor August 23, 2021
Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.
The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
by Paulie J. October 1, 2006
6'2" 225
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982
The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982
The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.
by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004