Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.
Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
by Sketcher mort January 15, 2011
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Top Definition
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
"Look at harry, he looks like such a mort"
Also can be referred to as a withered like tree.
by Giorgio Mosto May 15, 2008
An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
by Pete Scott October 10, 2006
A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
by PippyPoop June 22, 2009
sassy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. She likes to win trifectas.
She didn't stop talking the whole time. She's such a morts
by mcdarcington January 05, 2010
A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!
by J-Dolla May 07, 2006
word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.
tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home
by Mort Hunter May 13, 2011
an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist
the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.
by mcdarcington January 05, 2010

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