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Best RPG ever!!
Nice Mainquest, sidequests, and impoving-fever ^^

Really, Gothic is a joke compared to MW!
Mom to son:"Well, how was your day?"
Son to Mom:"very good, I defeated dagoth ur finnaly and got Arch-mage in the mages guild of tamriel :D"
Mom to Son:"I mean, how was your day at SCHOOL!?"
Son to mom:"uhhhh... well... nice i suppose.."
by Magecagebage June 12, 2005
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A way cool RPG for Xbox and PC
Morrowind is the best thing since buttered toast.
by UISjackolope April 30, 2003
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Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.
"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.
DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!
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The third game in the Elder Scrolls series. It starts off that you are a prisoner being released to a country called Morrowind. You can be a: imperial (stuck-up white dude), breton (mellow guy with a tan), redguard (tough black guy), nord (giant viking), orc (big green guy), khajit (catperson with kangaroo feet), argonian (creepy lizardperson), wood elf (hippie with pointy ears), high elf (asian with pointy ears), or a dark elf (grey racist with pointy ears). It has a wide variety of cultures and places, as well as unusual animals. The only real-world animals seem to be rats, as the wilderness is populated by creatures that range from foot-long maggots to two-legged triceratops to large birds with fins. The geography of Morrowind is mostly made up of swamps, forests and dusty wastelands. There are, of course, cities and towns populated by civilized people. You can buy flowers, booze, weapons, armors, spells, potions, food, and clothing, as well as talk to people. As is customary in the medieval fantasy genre, the tombs and crypts are filled with undead. "People" enemies include bandits, slave-drivers, and psychopaths. Magical creatures are less common, but can be found if one seeks the most forbidding places. On average, Morrowind has the same laws as the real world. It may seem to new players like a whole new world, but as with all things, the key is moderation.
Someone introducing their friend to Morrowind;

Noob:Why are the dark elves so rude?

Experienced Player:You're from another country. Why else would the guard ask you where you're from when you arrived at the dock?

Noob:Stupid dark elves.

Experienced Player:*sigh*
by Wilddwarf June 17, 2009
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Morrowind::
Some call it a game.Some a way of life. For both XBox AND PC,though some who have posted here dont realise that.
AND,..it is NOT only played by MEN. One person posted that it was mostly men,but oh,no,my friend. Completely untrue!! We ladies have gotten lost in the moment as well,exterminating those bloody Cliff Racers! Every cave,Ruin,or tomb sets our female hearts racing as much as it does you males! What do I call Morrowind? I call it home,life,Sanctuary,my world,..and the place that I am gently but firmly pressing all my friends into playing. Successfully,I might add.It is my firm quest to get as many computer owning people as I can to play and fall in love with Morrowind!
Yes,it IS true,..this game will take your life over,given the chance.IF,..you can keep out all those who seek to distract you from your chosen mission to become the Nerevarine. Personally,I find that a sign on my door,"Dont Knock,Unless You Too Are A MW Player" keeps the pests at bay. HeHe,..they have no clue as to what MW is,so they go on down the hallway. But,if you find,(after many hours hidden from your non playing friend)that when one of them knocks on your door,you crouch down,hoping they cant hear you as you pause fighting,..then you,too,are a resident and addict of the alternate world of Morrowind.Welcome home.
*(knock,knock,..)Are you in there?Are you playing that Morrowind again!!?*
"um,...this is my answering machine. If you can hear this,I have left the building!"
by GamerPixie May 06, 2008
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A place where you can find everybody you want within 10 meters of their location 24 hours a day, seven days a week. A place where you can tell the name of someone just by looking at them.
by PAGIS!!! April 27, 2007
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