The comedic genius behind (and in front of) "On The Hour" "The Day Today" "Brass Eye" "Blue Jam" "Jam" "Jaaaaam" "My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 & 117" "Nathan Barley" among other things.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
The Day Today:
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
by Biblo August 29, 2005
'rigged' as a full-sentence expression
invented by Alyssa Edwards on the show RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars 2 Episode 4 as it sounds similar to 'rigged'
misspelling from Latin 'rigor mortis' (= 'stiffness of death', 'postmortem rigidity') which refers to the limbs stiffening after a few hours of a body which passed away
invented by Alyssa Edwards on the show RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars 2 Episode 4 as it sounds similar to 'rigged'
misspelling from Latin 'rigor mortis' (= 'stiffness of death', 'postmortem rigidity') which refers to the limbs stiffening after a few hours of a body which passed away
"If y'all send me home: 'It was rigged!' Rigga morris, gurl, rigga morris gurl!"
A: "What do you think about (PERSON)'s elimination from the competition?"
B: "Rigga morris, (PERSON) was robbed!"
A: "What do you think about (PERSON)'s elimination from the competition?"
B: "Rigga morris, (PERSON) was robbed!"
by Aküma March 26, 2020
A loose morris when the pussy is so loose that when you stick the dick in only about half of the pussy contains D while the rest is empty space infested with yeast and sexual diseases.
I banged Christine last night and it turned out she had a massive loose morris. Man, my dick was covered in yeast for days! I think I got AIDS, too.
by JamesT69 August 21, 2014
(noun)
1.The main character from american pop culture classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell"
(verb)
2. to mastermind an operation smoothly in a half an hour.
3. to go to great extent to make personal disposition a reality in a half an hour.
4. to decieve everyone to get the girl in a half hour.
1.The main character from american pop culture classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell"
(verb)
2. to mastermind an operation smoothly in a half an hour.
3. to go to great extent to make personal disposition a reality in a half an hour.
4. to decieve everyone to get the girl in a half hour.
NOUN- "I was watching saved by the bell and that Zach Morris has the best style." "Go Bayside!"
VERB- "It's due in 20 minutes and i havent even started... i better figure out a way to zach morris this shit."
VERB- "It's due in 20 minutes and i havent even started... i better figure out a way to zach morris this shit."
by Haldeen February 5, 2007
Fishes for a living and is also the father of the nonce that is Brogan Morris.
He is also a bigger nonce and walks out of his house naked.
He is also a bigger nonce and walks out of his house naked.
by zaneyiscool November 11, 2019
An African American tri-athlete from Rancho Cucamonga who is best known for his profession to excell in strength, agility, his very abnormal stature in size. Tim Morris is well known in the Baseline League for his most outrageous proformance of being a high school wrestler. Morris' name spread around the world of american folkstyle wrestling due to his astounding strength and painful tactics he uses on the mat, let alone his speed. In May of 2021, Morris was named the most feared wrestler in the Inland Empire.
John:"Didn't you hear?"
Amber: " Hear what?"
John: " Tim Morris won the Summer Scramble in the HWT class!"
Amber: "You think he'll be a state champion?"
John: " Beats me."
Amber: " Hear what?"
John: " Tim Morris won the Summer Scramble in the HWT class!"
Amber: "You think he'll be a state champion?"
John: " Beats me."
by Cliff Keen Athletics November 23, 2021
n. the blonde whiteboy playa from Saved By The Bell. That dude was crazy!
v. I guess it means a type of 80's guitar solo, according to the cat above me. Either or random term, or derived from the fact the Saved by the Bell was around in the 80s and early 90's
v. I guess it means a type of 80's guitar solo, according to the cat above me. Either or random term, or derived from the fact the Saved by the Bell was around in the 80s and early 90's
by Jam Master J April 15, 2005