Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.

Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

by KingofWarmLettuce May 4, 2012

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moron soup

A plethora of annoying people that impede your travel while not seeming to be going anywhere themselves

I can't get through. It's moron soup here.

by Patpoo January 18, 2016

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Moronness

An inbred yokel's attempt of saying stupidity

After I got done fucking my sister I got online and told someone they were showing their moronness

by November 26, 2021

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moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.

"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."

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covid moron

Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to covid 19.

Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to the Mexican beer virus is a covid moron. This is a deadly disease, and should not be taken lightly or made light of. The only writer excluded from this rule is the brilliant writer of the definition of covid moron.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020

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