Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!