by Light Joker August 29, 2005
When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
by Don Andino February 2, 2006
by meep meep October 28, 2005
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
by kilometeros July 11, 2008
When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.
by Eli R. May 23, 2008
n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 30, 2002
*birds chirping* *guy yawning*
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa December 30, 2016