Definitions by kilometeros
Asian Dragon
A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon
Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
Asian Dragon by kilometeros October 22, 2008
LAA
Acronym for Los Angeles Angels, which is a retarded acronym created by owner Arturo Moreno in order to make citizens of Los Angeles feel welcome in Anaheim, where the Angels actually play.
At Dodgers Stadium
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
LAA by kilometeros October 2, 2008
Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch
The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.
*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*
Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards
Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards
Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch by kilometeros October 1, 2008
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InTheWoods
1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.
2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.
2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.
1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!
P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!
2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!
Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!
P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!
2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!
Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!
InTheWoods by kilometeros August 5, 2008
Sarris
The name of a reptile humanoid alien from the movie GalaxyQuest. He demands the Omega-13 device from the Thermians, a naive alien group disguised as humans.
Sarris by kilometeros August 5, 2008