kilometeros's definitions

condom

A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.

Drew, put on an american condom. Those fucking Chinese ones won't fit on yours; theyre too small.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

upskirt

A video or photograph of up a woman's skirt. Some have underwear, others don't, they reveal the vagina.

The scandalous recent upskirt of Paris Hilton has been hitting the news lately

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

InTheWoods

1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.

2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.

1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!

P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!

2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!

Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!

by kilometeros August 5, 2008

Asian Dragon

A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon

Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?

Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!

Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!

by kilometeros October 22, 2008

909-er

OC slang for the "different" style of speech of the people who live in the Inland Empire (909 area code)

Drew, stop mumbling. You sound like a fucking 909-er.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

get some

to seduce a girl into getting some pussy

John: Bro, I got some last night!
Ryan: Dude, Im gonna get some tonight!
John: (No your not...)

by kilometeros September 27, 2008

get some

to seduce a girl into getting some pussy

John: Bro, I got some last night!
Ryan: Dude, Im gonna get some tonight!
John: (No your not...)

by kilometeros August 8, 2008