Mormon Trail 

A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.

Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.

Mormon Trail by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008

Mormon Trail 

The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.

I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.

Mormon Trail by A-Ba January 22, 2008

Mormon Trailing

Similar to “soaking”, an act commonly used by unmarried Mormons to simulate sex without thrusting in order to circumvent the law of chastity, “Mormon trailing” is when two Mormons soak while driving down a very bumpy road to simulate sexual intercourse without technically moving.

Nah bruh, me and my girl stick it in and go Mormon trailing so it doesn’t count

Mormon Trailing by JoeMama7717 March 8, 2026

Mormontarily 

About 20 minutes. The approximate amount of time it takes for a Mormon to show up late to a sacrament meeting just enough for no one else to see him/her not partake of the sacrament.

Where is Jenny? We're singing her favorite hymn in sacrament meeting today!
She'll be around mormontarily.

Mormontarily by SameAsCache December 8, 2014