1: Have you heard about Jimmy?
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.
by GengarVenom April 14, 2019
1. mormons fuck like rabbits and have 16 wives, bigamist
2. utah=99.9999% mormon
3. you get it by now i'm sure
2. utah=99.9999% mormon
3. you get it by now i'm sure
by that one really creepy guy September 6, 2011
The cristian group who believes in the Book Of Mormon
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything
1:Dude, you see Rebecca yet?
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang
Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang
Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!
by Sad Bills Fan 2 December 25, 2018
Mortal enemy. Never trust a mormon. Modern day evangelicals usually have ties to the cops and school districts..
by Gayle777 July 5, 2018
1. A derogatory term, or the equivalent of the "N-word," for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, who are often falsely accused of worshipping Mormon. (See definition 2 below.)
2. A historical figure accepted as a prophet (by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) who abridged records containing accounts of Jesus Christ from two sets of plates. This abridgment was translated into what is known as The Book of Mormon.
2. A historical figure accepted as a prophet (by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) who abridged records containing accounts of Jesus Christ from two sets of plates. This abridgment was translated into what is known as The Book of Mormon.
by completegraph March 16, 2021
1) A term associated with a religous group in the 1500's to late 1600's AD that were largely frowned upon, because they had no morals and had mutliple wives and lived in the midwest of israel; a rude remark to say to an individual.
2) It is also a type of badger found in the rocky mountains. The badger is often identified by a white upsidedown cross on its back. It is an evil creature that will devour your soul.
3) an insult to say to your friends and co workers.
2) It is also a type of badger found in the rocky mountains. The badger is often identified by a white upsidedown cross on its back. It is an evil creature that will devour your soul.
3) an insult to say to your friends and co workers.
EX: (John and alex are talking privately, bob walks up)
Bob: hey guys whatcha talkin bout?!
Alex: get away you stupid mormon!
John: yeah mormon!
Bob: but im not a badger, thats not nice!
John: yeah you are!
Alex: Stupid mormon.
Bob: hey guys whatcha talkin bout?!
Alex: get away you stupid mormon!
John: yeah mormon!
Bob: but im not a badger, thats not nice!
John: yeah you are!
Alex: Stupid mormon.
by DouglasAndersonCorruptingkids March 9, 2011