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A state of extreme baldness by choice. To have what is considered a "mopsick head," one must shave his head completely and occasionally shine it.
Steve: What happened to all his hair?
Mitch: He's mopsick now.
Mopsick by xfornl December 9, 2010
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mopstick 

A thirty round magazine for a semi automatic handgun
We bringing them mopsticks out to shoot up they block!
mopstick by Dontel21 March 30, 2016
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1. A sick cow. Nobody uses this slang, except me.

2. Music that sounds like a sick cow that lumbered into a recording studio.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: My moosick ated it.
Teacher: ROFL
moosick by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004
A popsicle that was secretly dipped in the toilet. Also see turdsicle
1: Did you take the last blue one?
2: Sure did, sucker!
1: You know that was a mopsicle, right?
2: DAMN! SET UP AGAIN!!!
mopsicle by FUNKbrs June 25, 2005

MupSickle 

1.There is no real definition for mupsickle besides the fact that we think this word exists when nothing actually exist that is the true definition of the word.

2.(adj) To say that someone is mupsicklish is to say that they are in a eurphoric state where they are so stoned or inside there own mind that they enter an alternate reality and actually discover the meaning of life.
I just mupsickled
Translation: Dude. Man. I just figured it out. The Earth is really but only a spacecraft that we are using to go on vacation. That's why the other planets don't have life.

Example Number Two:
Last night, I had a mupsickle.
Translation: Last night, I got so stoned, I thought myself into having this amazing orgasm, but because I was so stoned, now I don't remember it.

Example number Thirteen:
Man Im feelin so mupsicklish today
Translation: Man Im feeling so awesome i feel in one with the universe, I know all is nothing and something at the same time. I feel like I am 99.9% empty space because in reality I actually am. There is nothing everything only exists because we allow it to and think it is.

MupSickle by Chance Moore November 9, 2007

Mopsticked 

Bro literally got mopsticked in the bathroom by some delinquents.
Mopsticked by Kennynba June 8, 2018
A boyfriend or girlfriend you bring home only to please your mom.
No I don't like him. He is just my momsickle.
momsickle by EmbraScarz July 11, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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