Moot

Moot.

noun.

1. An abbreviation for protective headwear. Specifically with reference to road cycling where ones helmoot is used to protect the cyclists swede during cycling activities.

2. A derogatory term used to describe anyone in place of the more commonplace 'bell end'. The moot being the helmoot of the phallus.

Moots.

noun. (Plural)

1. The collective term for 2 or more bell ends donning helmoots whilst partaking in cycling endeavours well in excess of both physical and mental capabilities

Are you moots down for a ride this weekend or no?

by melmuthelhelmu12 June 18, 2019

Moots

Anything at all that belongs to you. used with exclamation.

Get off my Moots! Let go my Moots!

by kellog creek killa April 9, 2009

Moots?

When someone asks you to be their mutual.
If it’s paired with 🥺🥺 emojis you should say no

Furry: moots? 🥺🥺
You: no

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 30, 2021

moot

something that is rubbish, unworthy of your precious time!

"man, that show is moot, who told it it was funny?"

by jesus fleng November 4, 2007

moot

a dirty term used to communicate vagina.

"Amy's moot smells like fish!"

by hatcat499735 July 17, 2008

moot

commonly refered to as a vagina, emphasis is placed on the "m" sound mmmmmmmoot.

placing this word in a sentance "andrew's hand was eaten by the hairy mmmmmmmoot"

by jason and andy May 14, 2007

moot

the sound made when a couple is kissing and you accidentally make a poot sound with your mouth.

that girl at the party was so drunk, she was mooting all in my mouth.

by maxstonian September 20, 2010