Moosecrotch 

Name for a small town in the middle of nowhere.

Bob: I live in Baltimore, what about you?

Jane: Oh, I live in Moosecrotch.

Moosecrotch by mooseyfateprincess May 6, 2009

moshcrotch 

The smell that arises from a crowd at an outdoor concert. It's a combination of sweat, heat, rain, mud, alcohol, drugs, nasty hookers, and live music.

Oh man, I smelled like moshcrotch after i left the Warped tour.

moshcrotch by the_chavi May 6, 2004