Top Definition
Cross between a moose and a fly. It makes a WWoonkbzzzzzp*
sound. At about an inch tall the moosefly is often considered to be either a very large fly, or a very small moose. They eat people...
spaZmodius: Hey. Look at that moose-fly. We should run.
Random onlooker: Nah. What a moose-fly gonna do? *get's eaten*
spaZmodius: Shit! Now how do I explain this to the president...
by spaZmodius November 03, 2005

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