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by Donnie December 13, 2004
by Mr. Copeland November 1, 2017
A difficult peak to climb, Mount Moonshine is located in the treacherous Late Stage Alcoholism range. Most people don't make it to the summit. The journey up is dangerous both physically and emotionally, yet very rewarding. The few who have experienced its glory suggest getting drunk on tequila and attaining a BAC of at least .30.
Jack: "Man, I don't remember much but I think I climbed Mount Moonshine last night. It was glorious."
Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"
Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"
by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009
A sexual act when one man jizzes on his partner's forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their asscheeks.
I gave that bitch a Tennessee Moonshine. Her forehead was shining like the moon! And by the moon, I mean my ass. And by shining, I mean covered in jizz.
by hwangsta13 November 28, 2008
A man who only seems to become gay at night. This happens because he is still in the closet to most of his friends, but at night seeks out his gay friends.
Wow, Will only seems to talk to us after 7:OO.
He is still in the closet to his friends.
Oh, so he is a moonshine gay.
He is still in the closet to his friends.
Oh, so he is a moonshine gay.
by Cecil Moore September 27, 2006
A local hippie usually standing outside of a Grateful Dead concert mixing moonshine and tying to cast spells on people. A Moonshine Mixer will most likely have long greasy hair, walk with a staff, weave clothing out of hemp, and throw around magnetic hematite zinger balls. Their moonshine is top notch and probably has a radically high alcohol content. Most policeman are to frightened to go near them.
Negeen: Dad, look at the witches and warlocks stirring up their pots! I'm fricking afraid!
Peetri: No worries, baby! Thats just a Moonshine Mixer.
Peetri: No worries, baby! Thats just a Moonshine Mixer.
by Ambassador-C May 20, 2008