Moonglasses 

That one dick who wears sunglasses indoors or at night.

He's wearing Moonglasses.
What are they?
They're those sunglasses worn at night, DUH

Moonglasses by DesultoryStudio June 25, 2014

Monlasses 

A thick dark substance thats made by cooking down original green Monster Energy drink.
Can be used in cooking and just chuging down Monster faster.

I can't drink 4 cans of Monster. I cooked them down to Monlasses so I could chug them all in just a few seconds.
Now I am the monster!

Monlasses by JessieTheMonster December 8, 2021