Someone you dont really like who comes to your house uninvited and eats your food and hangs out with you and your friends but doesn't add to the converstation or make jokes i.e. stealing fun from you and your homies
Matt: God, alex is such a fun moocher he just comes to your house for the xbox and food. Who even invited him
Jack: noone!
Jack: noone!
by Matt Santucci February 12, 2008
- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."
by infected xD July 27, 2010
Tim- "So then, out of no where--"
John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."
Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."
John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."
Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."
by Dick Tenenbaum November 26, 2008
Iggy the Moocher is the sickest c**t to ever walk the planet. Riverview men believe in the divinity and humanity of Iggy, meaning he is both a demigod and fully human. The fact that he is human means that all Riverview are capable of following and being Iggy. Every year Iggy is chosen by God himself. His job is to lead the warcries against the disgusting boys in pink. Iggy must also be a respectable Riverview man in the eyes of loweee and kam and Iggy must attend church every Sunday.
Riverview student 1: Who do you think is going to be Iggy the Moocher this year?
Riverview student 2: Idk God will choose.
Riverview student 2: Idk God will choose.
by Junkie69420 August 30, 2021
A person tries to get things for free. Someone who picks up change as they walk. These people are usually jews
" i took my penny moocher jewish cousin out to eat and he told me he had no money so i took a string tied it to a penny and then to my car and had him chase it down 5th street. That'll teach his penny mooching ass!"
by greasler November 12, 2007
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