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Monterrious 

A sassy, loud, over weight, independent black female with a ghetto side. Snaps her ghetto claws and claps her hands to make her point. Bat shit crazy and runs over her kids with the car. Hallucinates often, and can't go more than 2 hours without eating. Also enjoys kool-aid. Dat nigga be on point, don't F*uck with her.
Friend: "Hey did you meet La'shandas mom?"

Other friend: "Yeah i did, she is a real Monterrious!"

montarious 

A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
"Girl You Need To Get You A Montarious!"
montarious by CMG MULA December 21, 2016

monterris 

Nice,chill,biggest dick you've ever seen,lit asf
Monterris beat that how walls loose
monterris by The six god June 18, 2018

montefurious 

(mon-tee-fyoor-ee-uhs)
adj.
1. extremely annoyed or agitated

2. severely angry
3. violent; intense
Samantha, Terese, and Sarah were montefurious when they discovered another cart of will call.

I'm so montefurious, my boyfriend cheated on me!

We are so montefurious when customers come in a second before closing time.
montefurious by countergirls February 4, 2012

monterous 

A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.
Joe: hey bhy this is really great!

Jim: thats what she said!

Teacher: say that again Jim and I'll suspend you!

Jim: (To Joe) Gezzz...he's monterous today huh?
monterous by Nardzama January 28, 2012

montevious 

Ghetto ass nigga, with hella attitude. Usually has all the hoes and plays around with all the girls, but he'll never be in a fixed relationship.
Montevious stop touching me!!!

monsterious 

jesus christ, that bundle is monsterious.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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