1 definition by rohanda mayflower 666

Monterrious

A sassy, loud, over weight, independent black female with a ghetto side. Snaps her ghetto claws and claps her hands to make her point. Bat shit crazy and runs over her kids with the car. Hallucinates often, and can't go more than 2 hours without eating. Also enjoys kool-aid. Dat nigga be on point, don't F*uck with her.

Friend: "Hey did you meet La'shandas mom?"

Other friend: "Yeah i did, she is a real Monterrious!"

by rohanda mayflower 666 May 8, 2012