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Montrose Effect 

The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.
In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that the Montrose Effect has taken place.
Montrose Effect by Rubber J July 27, 2010
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monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time
Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria
monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Alex J Montero 

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

montessa 

Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.
Have you ever met Montessa? “You mean they’re real? 😱

muntersaurous rex 

A noun for someone that is ugly
That girl over there is a muntersaurous Rex
muntersaurous rex by George_vr_08 October 29, 2018
A very smart person with sexual body features
You made a 100% on the test you are very montero
Montero by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015

Montrose 

A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.
Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."
Montrose by John February 10, 2004