The Mont

n)Is short for larchmont, a town in westchester county, which is right outside of NYC.

Matt: THE MONT BITCH.

by Konrad April 10, 2005

Mont

A girl or guy who looking a mess

Damn man look behind you that girl is mont!!!

by Mikke October 13, 2007

The Mont

1. abbr LARCHMONT
2. Town in Westchester County, New York, population ~6000
3. Home of the coolest mother fuckers around
4. Where the parties dont stop till 6 in the mornin

Lets blaze in The Mont, then head straight to the bars in New Ro

by ABJ March 21, 2005

Mont-Louied

Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.

Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!

by noyc2013 October 25, 2013

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 March 8, 2012

messy mont

the act of eating ass and then cyphing with and uninformed squad

"yo brandon pulled a messy mont on us and we don't fuck with him anymore"

by thicc101 March 11, 2018

Chill Mont

Meaning to tell someone to calm down or stop lying

Someone is telling a far fetched story that no one believes. You simply hit them with a "CHILL MONT".

by Princess ST May 16, 2008