montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.
"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"
by karlie5691 November 12, 2007
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Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.
Mitch is seriously montarded.
by chad2009 February 9, 2009
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Montard

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.
Look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! It runs right into the wall!
by Prince Namor July 20, 2009
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Montard

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded
nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.
by Reintard May 16, 2011
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