Monster Dick
Monster Dick by Nneverland August 20, 2008
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Monster Dick by Press To Talk January 1, 2010
Monster Dick
When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.
girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
Monster Dick by rumblydawg July 10, 2009
swamp monster dick
Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
swamp monster dick by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018
A complete fucking monster dick
When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
A complete fucking monster dick by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021
Monster-Word-Dick
Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.
Monster-Word-Dick by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013
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