Monkey swipe 

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

Monkey swipe by sloleak October 13, 2006

Sniper Monkey 

Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -

Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎

That was sick. You are a simp.🥶

Sniper Monkey by hartzer aka der g November 3, 2020

Sniper Monkey 

A monkey tower from the big hit tower defense games such as Bloons TD 5 and Bloons TD 6 that can pop incoming bloons by sniping them in an infinite range for damage.

"My Sniper Monkeys took care of MOAB class bloons pretty easily."

Sniper Monkey by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

sniper monke 

a being of pure energy that could destroy galaxies with a single snap, responsible for the creation of life, the universe and anything your small mortal mind could imagine

sniper monke

sniper monke by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016