Monkey Humps 

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

Monkey Humps by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

monkey humper 

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

monkey humper by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

monkey hump 

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex

Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh

monkey hump by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

Purple Flying Monkey Humper 

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Purple Flying Monkey Humper by jacksalot July 12, 2009

humper monkey 

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

humper monkey by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

Hump Monkey 

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

Hump Monkey by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

goggle hump monkey 

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

goggle hump monkey by 6moley9 June 20, 2008