Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

by Finalpoet September 12, 2018

monkey

a word u say when ur mad

Damn monkey!!!

by Jeff November 8, 2003

monkey

a silly small fuzzy animal that swings about and screaches loudly

don't touch that monkey dear, you'll get AIDS
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.

by aliks May 25, 2006

monkey monkey sal

a female who is particularly monkey-like in many ways. an affectionate nickname for a girl who may or not not be related to monkeys.

'hey, look, its monkey monkey sal'

by Eddybean May 2, 2005

Monkeys

Hash, pot, spliff, draw.

Shit, I've lost my monkeys.

by Raketemensch September 3, 2003

monkey

Your dick is your monkey.

And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,

by J.Menard August 31, 2006

monkey

What humans supposedly evolved from...yeah right!!!!

D.G. looks like a monkey

by Shawn B. May 23, 2003