(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.
"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
by ScottyMate February 3, 2017
by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010
Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017
When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023