4 definitions by ScottyMate
The act in which a woman, while having a shower, squishes her menstrual clots down the shower drain using her bare toes
Hey Sara, what’s taking so long in there... I need a shower!
Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!
Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!
by ScottyMate October 27, 2017
(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.
"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
by ScottyMate February 3, 2017
(Verb) when two humans rub assholes in a sexual manner, causing a suction effect between the two rimholes. The separation of the two rims causes both parties to involuntarily lose bowel function, and bowel contents in a violent shit explosion. Both participants may or may not choose to celebrate by forming poo-angels afterwards.
“Yo, Alex... How’d ya date go on the weekend?”
“Dude it was sensational! Took part in my first Tibbering session! It was exhilarating and extremely pleasurable... I would recommend the poo-angels straight after!”
“Dude it was sensational! Took part in my first Tibbering session! It was exhilarating and extremely pleasurable... I would recommend the poo-angels straight after!”
by ScottyMate September 28, 2017
(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.
Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!
by ScottyMate February 2, 2017