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Mongroves 

a mental disorder characterized by a severe obsession with non-specific body part(s) repeated: stroking, examining, displaying to others, stretching, rubbing, caressing and a frequent request for others to examine the selected part for flaws.
"Pip has a severe case of mongroves, he has rubbed all the fur off his calf"

"the patient was observed repeatingly pulling
on his loose facial skin"

"He is continually showing me his non-exsistant abs, asking if they look phenominal. I am positive he has mongroves.
Mongroves by DrVinnyTBare April 25, 2011
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montroes 

montroes is a below living standards town in the yarra ranges of victoria. montroes is also known as "troes" is home of bogans and "the dog", the "h-bomb" spends alot of his time their. montroes has an extremely bad fish and chippery (do not go their)
example 1
person 1: oh it broke that sucks
person 2: oh really thats bad
person 1: yeh i know
person 2: made in montroes?
person 1: yeh for sure
example 2
person 1: oh my god look at that bogan
person 2:yeh jeese, down from the montores for a day trip
person1:yeh or needed a feed
montroes by idonthaveanothername August 28, 2006

Mangrove 

The pinnacle of all insults. Used to describe someone who is beyond the level of being a cunt.
Justin Bieber is a fucking mangrove.
Mangrove by NeverAMangrove October 8, 2014

Mongover 

A hangover-like state of being resultant from a heavy night of marijuana smoking. A morning after mong leaving one feeling tired, lethargic and generally unmotivated for anything other than a wake-and-bake, which usually results in a relapse from mongover to monged.
"Christ Barry, we smoked too much last night. I've got such a mongover I slept through my alarm and forgot which bus to take to work."
Mongover by Gith March 31, 2006

Mongooses Apple 

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.
Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple
Mongooses Apple by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

street mongooses 

one (or more) mongooses who get thrown out in the streets at an early age and become street smart this can cause both good and evil, usually the latter and many of the young innocent mongooses become foul loathsome ones.
but we must not blame themselves but we must blame society for this injustice.
the street mongooses came down the lane

street mongooses enjoy pie

Apple Mangrove

A section of Goog Run that consists of a large, wooded path surrounded by apple trees, which, of course, bear sumptous apples. These apples are not eaten, though, they eventually are thrown at someone's (whose name shall remain annonymous) back and/or head.
When you run Goog Run, you must shout APPLE MANGROVE!