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64.
MoM
Making only money!
That dude more into MoM than babes!
by Master B Mac November 24, 2008
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65.
Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.

The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.
"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"
by yab February 28, 2005
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66.
mom
The name of a being overseeing. See "father" as well.
Mother says this or that but she claims and doesn't produce.
by Modge June 22, 2003
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67.
mom
a mom is a hoe. or your mother
Child: god girl you are such a mom

Child 2 : i dont have kids.

Child: i mean your a hoe

Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom
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68.
Mom
The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.

Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.
Stupid American: Your mom you faggot

Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!
by Repta September 22, 2009
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69.
Mom
(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.
Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!
by Fazio November 29, 2005
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70.
mom
that bitch that is fat now due to you. fucking bitch. dont ever call her ugly, its your fault! fucking i think the only reason mothers love you unconditionally is bc youre the only one that will love them back bc you made them fucking fat. damn youre a bitch!i cant belive that fucker buys you shit. and to think she put all her effort into pushin you out her cooch. then againn,, it could be her fault if your mom was a whore! buttttttt she could have gone skinny again.. if she stopped eating and became an anorexic slut bc she was made fun of for being fat.. bc of you!
your mom is a whore

did i ever tell you i wanna fuck your mom?
what kind of boyfriend are you!?
by jack the mother fucking ripper December 24, 2009
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