Mom Talk 

When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.

I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.

Mom Talk by Jonathan W from Philly November 15, 2011

Mom Talk 

A guy that brings up his Mother in all conversations.

Nick: Damn, look at the can on that chick.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.

Mom Talk by S Dubz September 24, 2019

Mom Talk 

When a female starts talking to you like a mother in a disappointed tone like they’re trying to get get information out of you while staying calm.

“Bro that girl just gave me a mom talk and now I want to call her mommy”

Mom Talk by TheMasterDiguiser November 22, 2023

AOL mom talk 

To talk on AOL instant Messenger using proper punctuation and using smileys and explanation points. Also vivid verbs help.

Steve: hi mike wanna chill?
Mom: This is actually Michael's mother! LOL
Steve: is mike home sorry?
Mom: LOL! Why would you not like to hang out with me? I know I am being a little far fetched!
Steve:this is such AOL mom talk(signed off)

AOL mom talk by Earl Harris Jr January 22, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016