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a cock smack to the face...usually to a female
I gave her a molly whop to the face after she bit my penis
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"he is in the hospital because i mollywhopped his punk ass"
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verb, transitive. To slap another's face with one's penis. Usually said in response to an insult or other cutting remark directed at the speaker.

noun. A slap to the face with the penis.

Note: A molly whop works best when accompanied by the insinuation that the "whopper" has a particularly large penis. This can be accomplished by adding a qualifier after the phrase, or by prior knowledge of the "whoppee" of the "whopper"'s enormous penis.
verb form:
Jane: Can we please go to the mall today?
John: Jane, so help me god, if you ask me that one more time I'll molly whop ya!

noun form:
Jack: So I heard you and Jane had a fight the other day. What was all that about?
John: Well, she was being a bitch, so I gave her a good ol'-fashioned molly whop with my burgeoning man-meat.
Jack: Ha ha! That'll teach her!
by Rob N February 22, 2006
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by erin September 18, 2003
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Your about to get straight up mollywhopped, bitch.

by C.Bizzle July 10, 2003
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When a grown man drops his trousers and a male and or female is being roudy and annoying. The man shows dominance by smacking the individual in the face with his Smoked Meat Log.
The woman wouldn't leave me alone, so I dropped my pants and Molly Whopped her.
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When playing the game Gears of War, wielding a fast killing weapon of your choice, and killing an enemy so fast that they didn't know what the fuck happened.
1. Oooh shit. Get Molly-Whopped!

2. This dude tried to 2-piece me. OH HELL NAW get Molly-Whopped bitch!
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