Molest-a-mobile

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

by AlexHannahMaggieCandace January 8, 2009

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007