Since moving back to Moland, Jake has stopped cussing, smoking, and doing everything else that made him interesting.
by John Lewis Needham June 29, 2006
by 128463729226157 November 10, 2019
When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.
Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023
A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.
by fransosse March 22, 2022
by Lars person November 14, 2020
1) A weak ass burn
2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs
3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke
2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs
3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke
-Josh "Man, my dick hurts"
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."
by Bobbaluga April 25, 2011