When one partner brushes their teeth with minty-fresh toothpaste to get rid of bad breath before making out
by YouKnow:) October 26, 2009
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(noun), (verb). Mojitoed is a synonym of drunk, used specifically for intoxication induced by the cocktail Mojito (a popular rum-based drink).
"Man, I am way too mojitoed to play pool."

"I am going to get so mojitoed tonight."
by Mojitoed September 19, 2012
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A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.
Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident
by redneckstomp April 28, 2021
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The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).
You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!
by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022
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Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022
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The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 14, 2011
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